We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.
I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
olenna tyrell: killing a man at a wedding? that’s horrid! what sort of monster would do such a thing? *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE
The adorable “king” of the host club, Tamaki Suoh. ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
people are going to start walking around with unlit cigarettes after this dumb fucking movie premiers i just know it
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
boy: Its like we finish each others sentences
there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class
today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place
my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it
i did it i stole the declaration of independence
It’s National Annoy Squidward day
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.