breakfast just got a lot easier
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
My psychology book tries so hard to be hip.
I noticed this in the margins in the chapter on sleep.
Rock on Psychology, 10th Edition, rock on.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …
um, dois, três, quatro …
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre
It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cuatro…
I’m not sure how this works.
ett två tre fyra
philippines and japan stop omg
Satu Dua Tiga Empat
one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either